so what if we took this simple appealing logo that not only uses our iconic map pin icon, but utilizes our brand colors in a pattern evocative of roads on a map and replaced it with the late 2000s mac rainbow pinwheel after an incident involving a hole punch
they straight up fucked her till she gaped and her makup was smeared,
[ID 1: Six photos of shiny purple and pink balloons with long protruding nipples caressing each other. The left column shows three progressive shots of the pink one docking inside the purple one. The right column shows first the purple nipple on top of the swell of the pink one, then both nipples pressed together and pointing up, and finally the pink nipple pressing down on the purple nipple.
ID 2: screencap of a text reply by choptail: we have got to get regular porn back on this website]
The “balloons” are partially inflated condoms with reservoir tips, gang, and it’s really concerning to me that y'all didn’t recognise them straight away
Even if you are not having sex for your own reasons you should recognize the number one tool for safer sex when you see it, especially in an explicitly erotic context such as this
y'know what I’ll take that L and update the image description, but you see I usually put my condoms on a penis rather than inflating them
you should immediately recognize zoomed-in photos of unusually-shaped partially-inflated coloured condoms and be able to distinguish them from normal balloons
November 7th marks the anniversary of the october revolution which resulted in the hardest painting ever made
“Свершилось!”/“Finally!”, Sergey Lukin
“[They]Extinguish the human with work… why? Stealing the life itself from the human - I ask again, Why?! Our owner - I lost my life at Nefedov’s factory - our owner gifted one songstress a golden hygiene set, even a gold champer pot! In this chamber pot is my force, my life itself. This is for what it was needed - a person killed me with work to satiate his lover with my blood - he bought a golden chamber potty with my blood!”
You always must be vigilant that while you are complaining about the present (essential, soul healing, grounding, fun), you aren’t doing by pretending there was an era where Problems didn’t exist (gateway drug to fascism and being annoying)
This is inspired by post I saw where someone was like “people these days don’t pay attention to the deeper meaning of music,” and it’s like sure, okay, now tell me the magical year in which they did
this is sure to be controversial but tbh i think treating sex like it’s some cool guy thing that makes you better than other people is an infinitely more juvenile mindset than someone not having sex. like. i enjoy sex. but it’s also just an activity you can do. it’s literally normal. and deeply uncool people are having it all the time. i don’t think your average frat bro is “cool” just because he gets laid, lmao
if you want to get an idea for what this website’s relationship with sex is like, just imagine ten thousand nerds standing in a room and simultaneously going, “heh heh, i have SO much weird kinky sex, unlike all these virgins who are just faking it”
